Judges 3:12-24: Fat Man Stabbed in the Sh*tter

Judges 3:12-24 tells of an extremely obese Moabite king killed by an Israeli warrior. The Israeli gained access to the king’s inner chamber through trickery and… killed him in the bathroom.

We’re told the king “was a very fat man.” So fat that when he was stabbed with an 18-inch sword, “the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade.”… Read the rest