Geometry teachers are priests of Satan.
By jimrob | September 6, 2007
A few things about this video:
The helicopter footage of the “object” near the WTC taken “thirteen months” before 9/11 - obviously staged. In fact, I remember seeing this video elsewhere. It was debunked there as well.
The “devil salute” finger thing - \../ - also bunk. That can be attributed to Ronnie James Dio, a midget rock star. Others attribute it to Gene Simmons’ pose on the cover of the Kiss album “destroyer”. It’s just an old Italian thing - the “evil eye”. Two rock stars took off with it and started using it in their metal concerts for show. The holy rollers (of which I belong, btw) saw this as a salute to the devil. Then society as a whole picked up on it and it’s gained fame and notoriety as some sort of secret satanic gesture. Whatever.
The stupidest claim of all - sacred geometry. The director of this video clip claims that the common recurrence of certain geometric patterns proves the existence of a secret Satanic order dedicated to turning the world into a fascist slave state.
Steve? Here’s your cue. “wtf, over?”
You can find geometric patterns in everything because there are geometric patterns in everything. There’s a reason that we learn shapes in kindergarten, and it’s not because the schools are training us to be slaves to the NWO.
Allow me to present a very crudely drawn series of images to prove how stupid this is. We’ll start with a common shape, the octagon. Most people will recognize this eight-sided figure as the shape of a stop sign.
Now let’s draw a triangle connecting the middle of the top with the bottom two corners.
Now let’s draw another triangle, this one connecting the middle of the bottom with the top two corners.
Well lookee what we’ve got - the star of David! This must mean those danged Jew bankers are in on this. For added effect, let’s show what happens if we remove the horizontal portions of the triangles we drew.
Why, we’ve got a shape eerily similar to the compass and square of the Masonic symbol! This must mean that stop signs aren’t there to tell us to allow crossing traffic to pass. This OBVIOUSLY means that they’re really telling us to stop being free-thinking citizens and submit to the wills of a global Satanic shadow government.
Here’s another picture, and a resulting off-the-wall conspiracy theory I made up to go with it. Note the shapes I highlighted for emphasis.
LATTICE WORK!!! That stuff is EVERYWHERE! You can get it at Lowes, Menards, and Home Depot… THEY’RE IN ON IT! Ohmigod… I have that stuff on my front porch… SATANIC JEW BANKERS ARE LIVING IN MY CRAWLSPACE!!! THE CARPENTER THAT INSTALLED IT IS A MEMBER OF THE NWO!!! Wait - Jesus was a carpenter… JESUS WAS A SATANIC JEW BANKER!!! CHRISTIANITY IS A SCAM BY THE SATANIC JEWS IN THE NWO TO CONTROL US!! It all makes sense if you don’t think about it.
As a Christian, and a particularly conservative one at that, its my duty to constantly be on the watch for signs of the end times. Be they geo-political events, actions by certain people, or meetings by certain groups. Some would call me paranoid, some would call me prepared, some would call me anti-government. Whatever you like, I don’t care. However, despite all that, even I think these people are nut jobs.
Is a group of people conspiring to enact a one-world government? I dunno. There may be, or there may not be. I’d be hard pressed to believe that the backers of this “revolution” are a bunch of guys in their 60’s that drive miniature cars in parades though.
Topics: The Death of America, Religion, They Know What You Did Last Summer, Tin Foil Hats |
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September 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am
R. M.,
Thank you for enlightening this lowly pagan scribbler about the inherent ‘evils’ of latticework.
Like you said, it’s EVERYWHERE! Do I call in a licensed exorcist, or must I tear it down and expunge the sinful stuff in a fire?
Enquiring minds want to know.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Well, YOU can’t tear it down. Doing such requires basic carpentry skills, which I’ve proven to be traits of global conspirators. Plus, if you got a splinter you’d run the risk of turning into one of them.
You can’t call anyone to tear it down, because then they’ll ask why you want it torn down. If you tell them, they’ll know we’re onto them. If you don’t tell them… they’ll still know we’re onto them.
I think the only thing to do is leave it there and pretend it doesn’t exist… but be extremely paranoid about it and always look over your shoulder for guys with a tool belt.
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