Religion and humor with a generous sprinkling of profanity.
Judges 3:12-24 tells of an extremely obese Moabite king killed by an Israeli warrior. The Israeli gained access to the king’s inner chamber through trickery and… killed him in the bathroom.
We’re told the king “was a very fat man.” So fat that when he was stabbed with an 18-inch sword, “the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade.”… Read the rest
Two seemingly opposed schools of thought. “Why do we need to ensure women/minorities/etc have a seat” and “just pick the best person regardless of such. If the beat person happens to be a minority then so be it.”
Well let’s assume that the best person for a job does get selected for a job.… Read the rest
… Read the rest5 ¶ But if our wickedness serves to show the justice of God, what shall we say? That God is unjust to inflict wrath on us? (I speak in a human way.)
6 By no means! For then how could God judge the world?
It took nearly 40 years on this Earth, but I’ve finally stumbled upon my mantra.
Someone shares a conspiracy video on Facebook? People are fucking stupid.
Someone says “Coronavirus is bioengineered?” People are fucking stupid.
Someone posts a satirical news piece believing it to be true?… Read the rest
Lately I’ve been on a backpacking kick. Cooking on portable single-burner stoves, rehydrating food, etc. It’s something I’ve been enamored with since my youth, but lately I’ve actually been doing it.
Browsing through my RSS feeds today, I ran across this piece at Living Lutheran.… Read the rest
All of this:
… Read the restIt’s sad to have lunch with a friend that is constantly checking their phone because it’s pinging them with notifications. It’s like having an attention-deprived two year old in the room while you’re trying to carry on a meaningful conversation.
I just wrapped up Blessed are the Peacemakers by Wendell Berry. It offers an interesting perspective on its namesake Bible verse, Matthew 5:9. When we’re “blessed” as peacemakers, are we granted material blessings or blessed with good health? Berry argues no.… Read the rest
The latest outrage du jour of golden-spoon pastor’s kid Franklin Graham? Drag queens reading books to kids at libraries. Look, I don’t get the whole drag thing. I don’t even like to shave, let alone put on makeup and a wig.… Read the rest
From the “you have every right to be a douche but probably shouldn’t” department:
The Missouri House Committee on General Laws heard testimony Wednesday on bills designed to outlaw discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity.
The idea that Missouri law should treat all citizens equally was apparently too much for Calzone, who testified against the legislation.… Read the rest
Aunt Becky plays the “God will get me through it” card over her massive bribery screw-up.
… Read the restWith her entire world rotated on its axis, sticking to the tried-and-true whenever possible was the only thing that felt right.