“I wuz jokin’ guyz, I promise!!!”

Milo Yabbadabbadoopolis, brown stain on the collective underwear of society, claims he was “just joking” when he called for armed attacks on journalists.

“The truth, as always, is the opposite of what the media tells you. I sent a troll about ‘vigilante death squads’ as a *private* response to a few hostile journalists who were asking me for comment, basically as a way of saying, ‘F–k off.’ They then published it.

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Taking the case of Sprinkle V. Dunk to a new extreme.

Former Irish President: Infant Baptism Violates Human Rights

Mary McAleese has said that the baptism of infants is a form of coercion and is calling on the Church to change its practice.

Oh for…. (facepalm)

“You can’t impose, really, obligations on people who are only two weeks old, and you can’t say to them at 7 or 8 or 14 or 19, ‘Here is what you contracted; here is what you signed up to’ — because the truth is, they didn’t,” she said in a June 23 interview with The Irish Times.Read the rest

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Go for a jog, get detained. America!

Jogger detained for 2 weeks after accidentally crossing US-Canada border

“If an individual enters the United States at a location other than an official port of entry and without inspection by a Customs and Border Protection officer, they have illegally entered the United States and will be processed accordingly,” a Customs and Border Protection spokesperson said.Read the rest

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